"In room 345 bed bugs from a French suitcase are about to change the hotel’s summer expenditures."

Hey, eat some leftovers and check out the new NOÖ Weekly guest edited by Crispin Best, featuring octopi, a man who's a moon landing, a lobster who eats donuts, and three TVs to watch the shows you missed while you were asleep. Starring Adam Coates, Shiona Tregaskis, Stephen O'Toole, Nicolle Elizabeth, and Janey Smith.